To play this game, one poster climbs to the top of the mountain. The next poster knocks that poster off the mountain, and takes his/her place. Then the NEXT poster knocks THAT poster off, and so on. *Climbs to the top of the mountain*
I read a few pages of LTP, and I don't think KOTM is anything like that. For example you would say: *Climbs up the mountain and pushes me off*
*defeats adorableness with an anti-adorableness ray* *builds Fortress of Chaos on the mountain peak* *takes over world*
*calls Alice* *Alice kills ALL of the clowns* *climbs over the colorful piles of corpses and retakes the mountain*
NECROMANCY! *swarms of zombie clowns pick you and alice up and throw you off the mountainl* Victory shall be mine!
Alice, you know what to do next. "Indeed." *Matriarch fires* *zombie clown army is vaporized* *Ridley and Alice claim the hill once again*
*stands next to the mountain and chops it down with the edge of hand* Cause I'm a voodoo chi.. err... I mean I'm the king of the mountain!!!
*Dethrones Vint by distracting him, causing him to slip on a conveniently placed banana slip* Vint Eastwood's reign of terror is over, now it is time to begin my own *menacing laugh*!
and then it hails on the king forcing him to duck for cover leaving the hill empty for the true king!