I'm sorry Mister Contient, there is no known crue for your case of massive inter-species warfare. I will prescribe some lava pills, and drought solution to see if that will help. If not, we might have to go with the chemo. I'm sorry.
I should be revising, but I'm too busy kicking flank at this game. (oh, like looks like I'm winning again)
Haha! The moon would have been torn apart by Earth's gravity if it got too close and become rings, so therefore, I am still alive, and winning!
Rainbow Dash performs a Sonic Rainboom and accidentally crashes into you, crushing every bone in your body. I win!
Impossible, as she cannot get into our world without the teleporter that I made myself and is currently in an undisclosed location, kept under the highest possible automated sercurity, and that only I can enter.
Your teleporter has automated defense. In which case, I get Tony Stark to hack them and let rainbow dash through. Winning.