Dear Princess Celestia, Can you spot me 20 bits? I lost a bet down in Ponyville on who would win in a staring contest, Gummy or Derpy...let's just say the outcome wasn't expected. You can just use your freaky unicorn magic and send the bits to my wallet. It'd be very much appreciated. If, by some odd reason, you do not have the money, can you put Luna on the pen? Thanks! Hugs, Zephyr Wind
Dear Princess Celestia A few days I learned that as an INTJ I am actually you, and that most bronies are INTP, which is Twilight SParkle. As such, it seems that we have enough students already, and as I already have several of my own, I would like to borrow more, so as to found a brony republic. Hoping for a positive responce, Your faithful student, DanSze
Dear Princess Celestia, It seems that by a strange twist of events, I happen to be your sister, who tried to take over the world and make it night forever, even though I'm a guy. Also, I regret to inform you that one of Fluttershy's friends got Twilight stoned, while I was being busy doing other moon-y things, even though it's been unanimously determined that I own an ice cream parlor when I'm being a guy. Your faithful student/sister/brother/nemesis/:???????????????????????, Princess Naikado Luna
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned the importance of not listening to people when it comes to "Cupcakes". I read the fic, it was not that Gory. And another thing - I got my 1337th post. Yay. Your faithful stalker fan, Jaret.
Dear Princess Celestia, You are now reading this in Twilight's voice. Statues and limitations, Ciphered
Dear Princess Celestia, Please stop coming in my house during the night and steal my food, please. I've had enough trouble on my hands and you stealing my food isn't helping. Pinkie Pie has asked me to several favors in the past few days and now I know how crazy she really is. Help, all the ponies in this town are crazy. Your faithful student, Twilight Spinki. (please help)
Dear Princess Celestia I can't help but noticed you threw me in your dungeon without any attention, food, or water, i managed to survive by eating my bedsheets and got out by my bed frame and broke open the cell door. Next time, at least give me something to stay for! Your political prisoner/Member of the lunar republic, Arrowfire43
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I have learned how great the stupid songs of the media can be. For instance, I love Deadpool's theme song. It's awesome. I also love the song "You are a Pirate". It's mad cool. Oh, and did i mention I made an awesome emoticon of you? Everybody's using it. Your faithful stalker Jaret
Dear Princess Celestia, I learned that if your friends piss you off, just replace them with some flour, rocks, a dust bunny, and some turnips. ^^ Your Faithful Student Desiree AppleJack Gonzales.
Dear Princess Celestia, I just found out that the moon has been raging on you. Sad, really. Your faithful Stalker Jaret
Dear Princess Celestia, We found a dancing pirate in the castle grounds, We believe he is your stalker What do you want us to do with him? The royal guards
Dear Mighty and Powerful Princess Celestia, I'm sorry for enjoying that YouTube video of Luna as a filly dancing to some happy music. Please can I have my family back? Faithfully, Luprony. P.S. All hail the sun.
Dear Princess Why doesn't Luna appear more in public? How dose Pinkie's Pinkie sense work? Dose It get lonely living for 1000 years? Why are you a Princess and not a Queen? Why are clouds so low? Why is Rainbow Dash so awesome Why did you not help rarity at the best young fliers competition? How come I keep seeing the same pony in several places at the same time? Why Did the "why" chain break? Why is Fluttershy's stare only mentioned like once? And then never again? How many wonder bolts are they? Is It hard raising the sun each morning? Dose Luna ever raise the moon during the day? Do you ever feel bad for sending your sister to the moon? Do you ever talk about that? Has your sister ever threatened to send you to them, erm, Sun? When's the next lunar eclipse? If your sick one morning what happens to the Sun? Dose Luna do it? Why is your toy pink? Can you send somepony to the moon for me? Where do all these questions come from? Why is berry punch so drunk? Why was the radio taken down? Have I repeated a question? Was Twilight named Twilight to mess with Twilight fans? Is this a question? Why are your wings so small when folded? Why are you so much bigger than other ponies? Why get carried everywhere if you are the strongest flyer ever? Is Trixie Actually Luna? Where is the flaw in: a=b; ab=b²; ab-a²=b²=a²; a(b-a); = (a+b)(b-a); a=a+b; a=2a; 1=2? Can you prove you exist? Can you prove anything? Dose science exist? Can It prove anything? Am I asking too many question? Should I stop now? How many times have I used the letter e? How many questions have I anwsred? Did you count the ones after that one? Did you count "Is this a question?" as a question? Did you count it when it was nested in the last question? Why are you reading this? What was on all the scroll Spike sent you by "mistake"? Ever had any problems with spike messaging ability? Why did you troll Fluttershy? Did you know a lot of ponies didn't like that? Why dose this dictionary not have "Fluttershy in it"? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ~Yay~. Did you read that in Fluttershy's voice? Do you ever read twilight's Letter's in her voice? How Do you write those letters so fast? Have I repeated a question? Why dose everypony think Photo Finish is Lady Gaga? Can you send somepony to the moon for me? Do you enjoy questions? Yours faithfully Sir NightCloud Storm Ripper PS must I sign using my full name? Follow up: Dear Princess. Today I learnt not to ask too many question. May I come off the moon now? Ripp
Dear Princess Celestia, Your Trolling reign has gone on too far. I have sent a your way. Hope you rot in hell. Your faithful friend, Jaret.
Dear Princess Celestia, I'm in love with Fluttershy. If any other colt tries to muscle in, may you kindly banish them to the sun? Much love, Zephy
Dear Princess Celestia, I am sorry to say that i missed your castle for about... erm... 3 kilometers. Instead I hit a lair where a dragon was sleeping. He has gone to your castle to kill you all. Have a nice day. -Jaret
