My hill

This game is very common, so common in fact that I'm surprised it's not already a thread here.
The game is simple: The first poster is on top of the hill, all subsequent post their creative way of knocking their prior poster off the hill and taking their spot.
Example;
Poster 1: My hill!
Poster 2: Murders ^ My hill!
Poster 3: *deletes ^ with magic powers* My hill!
Poster 4: I eat ^ My hill!
... And so on, and so forth.
I'm the first poster so... My hill!

 

No no it is not Capture the diamond it is like this i shall give a example

Poster One:My hill

Poster two: He grabs a gun a a shoot the person until he is dead

My hill!

And then even thought how much you get beaten or killed you just revive and do something bad to the next poster

 

In a bunker FAR FAR away (30 meters)

"Hmmmmm it seems someone is on my hill" I pick up the remote controlled rocket launcher and fires it at the top of the hill I push the remote's button multiple times until it ran out of ammo the moister's body flew into the air only to be in ashes. I walk up to the blasted hill and i scream "MY HILL"

 

My clone machine activated and spawned another me. I get to my armory in my very secret base and pick the biggest weapon i found. I drive my tank/airplane above Dan and drop a tank shell and missile which blows up Dan into a bloody mess. I take out my insta-hill packet and grew a new hill and i yell "MY HILL"

 

I get a bigger hill bigger than the other hill so my bigger hill crushes Dan's tiny hill and i scream "MY HILL"

 

Somewhere miles away from the hill "he did not just use creepers on me" I get out my mini teleporter/disguise. I teleport 10 meters from the hill disguised as creeper. I creep closer to Monster waiting to backstab him. Right when he noticed i was not a creeper i stabbed him in his face killing him instantly. I kicked his lifeless body down the hill and yelled "MY HILL"

 

I laughed hysterically "You forgot to say my hill so that means its still my hill so bye bye" While Monster was sitting on the hill he just poofed away and i scream "MY HILL"

 

My clone machine activated again and spawned a new me. I fly to hill on the jetpack and i see Ninja14 standing on the hill i take my jetpack off and used my levitating powers. The Jetpack landed near Ninja and i activated the self-destruct button and he blasted into the air and I use my levitating powers to smash him into the hill i lower down to the hill and I scream "MY HILL,"

 

(Wow.........)

I came back from hell wearing a party hat "that was a fun party". I go back to my secret base and go to the armory. I pick out my destroy gun and go to hill. I see Frost sitting on the hill "ARGHHHHHHH" i screamed and fired my destroy gun letting out a beam similar to shop do whoop but green and the laser only living the feet still standing. I walk up to the hill and scream "MY HILL"