*sends in Big Macintosh, Dr. Hooves, and Pinkie Pie to do battle with Derpy, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash for the hill*
SQUUUEEEE!!!! *huggles Big Mac* Now that that's done... we need weaons. How are you two with Energy Weapons?
Then we did the time warp again. And now of this happened. The timelines are changed. In this current timeline: Lance is a squid. Pixel is a the vice president of the hill. monsterkiddo is a reindeer. No pony's hill. GO!
*uses backup spell to turn back into normal self* Ah! Much better! *goes up the hill and sits beside Pixel and Big Mac again, then declares Big Mac President and Himself Co-Vice President* Big Macintosh's Hill.
I have someone else challenge Rainbow Dash to a race... the 24 hour Le Mans. Meanwhile, I stake my claim on the hill. Other weather ponies make it snow and I invite all the ponies to go sledding. A vote is taken and they grant me imminent domain on the hill. My hill, I have the property deed now.