My hill

*anypony whom is still on the hill spontaniously dissappears. Then Lance appears on top of hill*

My... hill?

 

*Jumps out of airplane without a parachute.*
*Grabs onto an eagle in mid air.*
*Glides down using the eagle*
*Lands in front of Lance*
Have an eagle.
Your hill.

 

*stares at the eagle for a moment* Umm... Hello? *the eagle squawks and tilts his head to one side* I think I'll call you... Cyon. *the eagle squawks happily*

Still my hill.

 

*Sits in waiting for something interesting to happen
so I can intervene and turn the fight for the Hill
into some absolute nonsense only I can comprehend.*
(Fighting for the Hill is overrated.)
Still Lance's hill.

 

*stares at GreyOne carefully, half expecting him to attack the hill*

 

*does sudokus on my DS*
Still Lance's hill.

 

*twidles thumbs, then yawns and rolls eyes* Gee, it sure is boring around here!

 

Waits patiently up a tree for Lance to give up,
Lances hill.

 

Knocks DoDo out of tree and Lance off the hill. Doesn't go onto the hill.
Nopony's hill.

 

*There is the whirring of a POWERFUL MOTOR! The ground next to the hill opens up and a second hill emerges.*
LANCE PIPER! SHALL WE RESUME OUR WAR? *Yells Gears in the Traditional Royal Canterlot Voice, flanked by Luna and Twilight, with Celestia lounging on the guest throne. Luna giggles and pats him on the shoulder.*
Luna: Thine vocal projection studies are progr- er, I mean, that was very good, Gears.
*The archaic styled castle fort with it's medieval defences is bizarrely offset by the range of high-tech weaponry. Pivoting SSM launchers are dotted the sides of the hill while replica Gungan plasma ball catapults line the battlements. A dragon stands low on its haunches outside the front gate ready to pounce.*
My hill. *Every weapon fires in turn, transforming Lance's vision into a vast cloud of projectiles aimed at him.*

EDIT: Aw... I got ninja'd...

 

*readies Ether Blade* AW YEAH! Now we're talking! *starts to attack the dragon using a combination of blade slashes and Thu'um*

*it's still Gears's hill, even though it's under attack*

 

*Grins*

Time to shine, eh?
Literally.
You see, this hill;
We have all come to the conclusion it is a hill.
But what you've not considered,
Hill sounds like the word Bill.
A bill is something you get for using power.
From your electrical company.
Therefore the hill is using power.
However, it is not moving, nor creating torque,
Or exerting any force, Or making any sounds,
And it isn't producing heat.
So what is this hill doing?
It's producing light at 100% efficiency.
Therefore you have all been blinded.
Permanently.
For you see, you have all been looking
Directly at the hill.
Your retinas. They are ashes.
Me?
I have my stylish shades.
*Adjusts in a dramatic manner*
And now, I shall retire back to my Sudoku.
Hehehe.

*Goes back to Sudoku*

Nopony's hill. Everypony is blind!
Hahaha!

 

*uses Blidna on self* Good thing I'm a healer... *walks to top of hill and sits down* MINE!

 

*walks up to hill* "Hi" *Pushes^ off the hill* "MY HILL"

 

*calmly observes from a distance*
*ruffles through backpack*
*pulls out another Sudoku*

 

Still my hill

 

*still waiting for conflict to spark*
*looks up*
*takes out next Sudoku book*
*dramatically adjusts shades*
*looks back down*
*continues winning at Sudoku*

 

*stares at GreyOne* You know what? *warps Monster off of hill and warps Grey onto the hill* Grey's Hill.

 

???
*Throws pies at Lance & GreyOne*
MY HILL

 

???
*Throws pies at Lance & GreyOne*
MY HILL