“You’re not going to believe this,” she replied quietly. “But I’m not wearing anything, Abes. Not a single thing. You could have followed me and yet you chose to go do something else.”
She was quiet on her end before he would hear her take a breath of realization. “Oh! But I thought you said that you knew some stuff...?”
"I have!" he cleared up, sounding embarrassed. "Just.. Not with someone I care so much about. Sorry, I should have been more clear."
“Oh my God,” she said, and the water sounds stopped. “Okay. We have a lot to talk about. We’re you drunk?”
“Because I thought you were inexperienced!” she exclaimed. “That’s it, Abes. When we meet back up again, all bets are off.”