Just popping on whilst my mum is out and I can go wired. She changed the passcode for the router and won't tell neither me or my sister the new code. She's told me that since "I don't pay for anything in the house" I'll have to pay for a USB dongle with poopy speeds and poopy prices and it wont work for online gaming bla bla bla... TL;DR = Probably won't be on until after I get into college, assuming I do. I really wish I could have made more time for you guys, I love you all to pieces... Take it easy, bronies. I'll be back, I promise. ~Cal
Sucks to see you leave, but good luck with your lack of internet Calvin. Hopefully you'll find a way around this.
^this xD or go buy a new router and replace router with your router and give her the proverbial middle finger.
I would just set a password on her computer's hard drive, making her incapable of accessing anything on it.