Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while Waifus
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas
Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly