Pony Vending machine

You get an app that allows you to control your tv from 15 miles away.

*inserts black sweatshirt*

 

You get a hand knitted sweater.

*inserts already been chewed gum.*

 

you get more already chewed gum!

*inserts magazine*

 

You get a copy of the Nintendo Power magazine!

*inserts a Pokeball*

 

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*inserts dead body*

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You get the plague.

*inserts a piece of gold*

 

You get a cardboard box

*insert clever title here*

 

you get a munchkin board game

*inserts the great and powerful CUTULU*

 

You get a bowtie.

*inserts OctoDad*

 

You get a plate of calamari.

*inserts a meeeeeeelion dollars.*

 

You get a gold nugget.

*inserts a coin*

 

You get a star.

*inserts a clock.*

 

You get Peter Capaldi.
*inserts fanfiction*

 

You get vomited on by the machine.

*Inserts sonic screwdriver*

 

You get Matt Smith!
*inserts Braeburn*

 

you get some...
questionable content.

*inserts candy*

 

You get a [Redacted]!
*Inserts your mom*

 

you get my dad


*inserts left hand*

 

You get a severed left hand!
Oh, dear. You should probably get that on ice and get to the hospital.

*Inserts Matt Smith*

 

you get some glue!

*inserts pester ball*