The Joke Thread

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  1. testyal1

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    Time for some FUN!
    Post any jokes you come across here.

    This one was made by the Yogscast:
    Today I went into a delicatessen and the shopkeeper started throwing cheese at me! I said "Oh, that's very mature".
     
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    I got a couple I made up myself!


    Why do you herd a flock of sheep and not flock a herd of sheep? Because most people frown upon flocking sheep. :Trollestia:

    I'm coming up with some jokes about aqueous solutions. I have a couple ideas floating around, but nothing solid yet.

    I made a joke about subliming earlier. It was a gas!

    I can take my time when thinking of jokes about subliming a solid....It's not like there's all that much pressure!

    I took a picture of my beard once, but the image turned out a bit fuzzy.


    Any good?
     
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    I was making jokes about roofs at Christmas dinner, but most of them went over everyone's head :Trollestia:
     

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