The Vending Machine!

you get babies

I insert pie

 

you get the cakes' disdain

I insert baking prejudice

 

you get a banana

insert banana peel

 

You get a banana sticker.

I put in oranges.

 

you get KUMQUATS!

I insert Tulpas

 

you get others thinking you have multiple presonality disorder

insert Berri

 

Punch comes out.

I insert a revival.

 

you get my indescribable joy

I insert Discord, lord of Chaos!

 

Eris comes out, the snuggly thing~

I insert a goat.

 

you get cabbage.

I insert Cthulu

 

The Call of Ktulu plays.

I insert the spaghetti monster.

 

You get a blessing from his noodly appendage.

I insert a bottle of nail polish.

 

you get a makeup tutorial on youtube.

I insert a lack of qualifications

 

You get a job application for a dull, entry level position.

I insert a box of cold medicine.

 

A bunch of empty capsules come out.

I insert a mixing board.

 

you get Vinyl, mixin up some epic head exploding wubs!!

and me chillin in her room backstage, dressed in somethin saucy~

insert my kumquat universe

 

you get a kumquat planet

i insert love

 

Chrysalis comes out and steals some more!

I insert Sugarcoat.

 

You get bad teeth

I insert all the boredom there is

 

You get a stick

Inserts a tomato