The Vending Machine!

You get yourself.

I put in a goat.

 

You get Beelzeboss!


I put in my favourite pair of socks.

 

You get one of those socks back.

I put in a monkey

 

This album comes out:


I put in Nickelback's discography.

 

I put in all my loose change.

 

A gold bar pops out.

I put in a full shopping cart.

 

You get your groceries back in a bag!

I put in a family size bag of Doritos.

 

You get an off brand soda named Mountain Dude.

I put in pizza rolls

 

A whole pizza rolls out.

I put in a record player.

 

You get pizza hut.

I put in Burger King

 

You got a bunch of burgers and fries!

I put in one of my changelings.

 

You get random shape shifting

I put in ALL of chrysies changelings

 

You get jelly.

I put in a Chuck E. Cheese token

 

An expired one pops out.

I put in an empty bottle.

 

You get a ship in a bottle

I put in the Bismark's wreckage.

 

You get iron.

I put in a box!

(Just so you know there's already a thread like this, but it died a while ago.)

 

Another box comes out and it lands on you, trapping you inside.

I put in a suitcase.

 

You get a job!

I put in bubblegum.

 

An amazing avatar comes out.

I put in an amplifier.

 

You get a bazooka

I put in a boot