The Vending Machine!

I come out.

I insert a toaster.

 

you get burnt toast

i put in a train

 

A car comes out.

I insert a drum pad.

 

you get a beat

i put in some beans

 

You get jelly beans!

I put in a fishing rod.

 

A bait hook comes out.

I insert a pony.

 

You get a horse.

I put in books!

 

A massive textbook pops out.

I insert a pair of glasses.

 

You get shards of glass.

I put in @Toaster Repair Pony >:3

 

The vending machine spits him back out, no one can replace him!

I put in the person below me!

 

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I put in a laptop.

 

A powerful desktop comes out.

I insert a DOS-based computer.

 

You get Marrowind on DOS~

I put a egg and bacon sandwich in~

 

you get some lettice!

I put in ALL the ponies

 

You get all the furries~

I put in Mountain Dew.

 

you get mountain air

i put in some paint

 

A blank canvas comes out.

I insert a bass drum.

 

You get vinyl scratch.

I insert some hay

 

You get a stack of hey!

I put a pudding cup in.

 

you get a puddinghead

i put in this thread