*a young stallion sits in the middle of a large room, his white coat and red mane dazzling in the talk show host lights. He stares down at his laptop with utmost interest. What may the name of this individual be? He supposes he could tell you... Nah, for now, let's call him The Author. The author looks up from his laptop to see a 4th wall. The narrator exists behind this wall, as well as every reader of the thread* Author: It's cracking again... It's time... *The Author clears his throat and stands* Author: Ladies and Gentlecolts, it's time for the totally not cliché Game of, Truth or Dare! *cricket* Author: Shut up Narrator, I cricket proofed the entire mansion! *...* Author: Thank you! Anyways, this isn't a talk show sadly, this is the cheapest mansion I could find. In a bit here I will summon each of your favorite ponies to answer some of your most favorite wanted questions and do silly dares. Each week I will do an update in a MEGA ROUNDUP! *awkward silence* Author: There was supposed to be pyro... Anyways, you guys give the truths, but , most importantly dares and I will pick the best to give to the victims... I mean, guests. Please no singing dares, and yes, a closet is on standby for any sloppy makeouts. I have decided to do a thread and not a fanfic for many reasons, just don't ask. Feel free to ask me to summon more characters for any purposes, and also give a time limit on dares. Characters will be taken before Twilicorn, but still retain memories. So. Are you ready to rumble?! Let's go! *The author walks over to a large machine and presses a button. A light flashes and the Mane 6 appear, along with Spike, the Crusaders and the Princesses* Author: Good evening~ Applejack: What in tarnation?! Fluttershy: What's going on? RD: Yeah! What is going on, bub! Author: I can explain! I'm- Pinkie: ANEAROMNISCIENTBEINGWHOSUMMONEDUSALLFORTHEPLEASUREOFITANDSOTHATWECANPLAYAREALLYFUNGAMEINVOLVINGPEOPLEONTHEOTHERSIDEOFTHAT4THWALL?! Author: Yeah... um... I'll ask questions later about that. But now, it is time to sleep and let the readers take matters into their hands. Besides, we have Germany vs. Argentina to watch later! Now head off to bed while our readers think of ways to torture you. *the ponies all drift off to bed, once again leaving the Author and the Narrator* Author: Ah... another day well spent. *Argentina gonna win* Author: Nope Germany. *You need sleep* Author: Yep... *suddenly the pyro goes off, showering the room in glowing sparks* Author: 0.0 Anyways... See ya' next time! *the author waves bye to the audience, hoping to get a lot of dares*
Hmm... I choose Truth. What is your honest opinion of the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?"
I dare Rainbow Dash to sing Devils Never Cry, while strumming a guitar on stage while wearing a red suit.
