^ > v game

^ I would but, Big Mac has it.

< I am very confused right now.

v Tell what is happening right now.

 

^ already knows what's happening right now: Rainbow Dash is flying in your signature.
< does not have a signature currently
V is very silly

 

^ is wrong
< totally didn't look up frivolity to find out what it meant
v is a dictionary

 

^ I'm not a dictionary (obviously)

< MLP is my life

v Is awesome

 

^Should get a new game maybe?
< Just finished his new game.
v wants to suggest a new one.

 

^ Loves homemade Muffins.

< Needs to sleep better.

v Is the coolest Pony around.

 

^ Is telling the truth

< Trying to create an inteligent potato

v Needs to eat more potatoes

 

^ Has a Potato problem

< Eats a Potato

v Doesn't mention Potato's

 

Name: Floyd Ramsey

Age: 27

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Appearance: A creepy young man. He always has a smile on his face and always wears a white shirt with blood stains on it. Has brown hair, blue eyes and wears black trousers. Is moderately tall, and looks quite weak despite his surprising strength. Also, his kitchen knife can be seen in his right hand all the time.

Personality: Since he is a manic mass murderer, he isn't too bright, and will attack all living beings for no actual reason. You cannot predict his next move, just like his mood, as he just looks like a heartless insane person, and will rarely ever speak. But when he DOES speak, the only phrase he says is "Life is just like a game. You die you lose, and in this case, YOU'RE THE LOSER! *Manic giggle*". Is also not very obedient.

Abilities: A few deep stabs, strangle, bite, cut throat.

Equipment: A stolen kitchen knife with blood all over it.

Background: Was (and still is) a mass murderer who slaughtered his whole family, neighbours and friends. Being forced to escape his old town, he was later found by one of Kyrios' scouts, and was taken as a slave. It wasn't long before be killed all the guards around him, and Kyrios could then see his potential. Kyrios can sometimes manipulate him into assasinating a random person, would it be a famous celebrity, a poor old scum, the chief of police or just an innocent old man.

Other: Kyrios can only control him indirectly, as he likes to do things his own way.

 

^ Is probably a heavy drinker

< Can do arithmetic in three languages

v Cannot even lift

 

^ Can read minds.

< Needs a haircut.

V Has a strange obsession with Bananas.

 

^ misspelled 'potatoes'

< is bored

v will entertain us

 

^Needs to be entertained
< does a little dance
v will do a better job

 

^Is wrong.
< Is right.
V Is either wrong or right.