^ Is good at wordcraft. > Had one once, but I told it to stay then forgot where I left it v Has a very unruly coat.
^ should keep tracking devices on all his friends like I do~ < keeps getting blamed when my coat shoplifts :c v was saved from a tragic accident by your future self once.
^ Should stop taking his coat to the ladies underwear shop. > Came very close to losing a fang, but luckily Futurecord saved me. v Killed his future self for gold bars.
^ will become looper when he grows up < knows robbing your future self is the best way to get rich without ruining the space time continuum v plays strip solitaire
^ Is smarter than he looks, but has a strange future awaiting him. > Always wins! v Prefers strip Happy Days game.
^ has a very bad sense of direction > is good at figuring out where I am, even in foreign cities v has been to foreign cities
^ is good at direction < has been to the next town over if that counts v wont let me shoot an apple of their head
^ Is a super explorer! > Might do, depending on what you're shooting with. v Has to fire a cannon three times a day, or the world will end.
^ only trusts me with apple targeting weapons < can sometimes line up the shot really good and only have to fire 2 times. v likes to eat cereal with a fork
^ isn't very efficient at cereal < knows you don't even need a knife when you just stab through with a spoon v snuggles like a spoon
^ Is wrong, I prefer to be a salad fork. < Summons a demon-spoon army to prepare for world domination! V Is either with me or against me.
^ Has some strange copy of the Necronomicon. > Likes spoons, so is with you. v Will raise a rival demon-fork army?
^ likes spoons a little to much. < has already started the sacrifices v in the sequel will work together to summon the ultimate spork demon to fight the bigger threat
^ Is pretending he ever stops sacrificing. > Will do this thing. v Knows that the kumquat is the biggest threat.
