^ probably set something cute on fire < is curious and hopes it wasn't him v is strangely on fire even though they weren't a minute ago.
^ understands the complexities of spontaneous human combustion. < just used a bunch of big words. v knows the longest word in the English language.
^ Should have called the song antidisestablishmentarianism, or the longest non-scientific word in the English language. > Knows someone who reads two newspapers everyday. v Likes to smack people with a rolled up newspaper.
^ Is right about my hobby but I prefer to smack people with the Elder Scrolls. < Becomes the new Dragonborn. V Used to be an adventurer like me, until the fatal arrow to the knee incident.
^ Same as the old Dragonborn. > Is now a ghost, and pretty confused how an arrow to the knee proved fatal. v Is going to fetch a rug?
^ does not know about gangrene or tetanus. < does not need to because I already have a nice one. v has nice furniture
^ Knows that a nice rug can really tie the room together. > Has some nice furniture; made a table he quite likes. v Would like one of my special Discord lamps?
^ knows I like special things < wonders if it's a jack-o-lantern just with a kumquat instead v gets picked on by their imaginary friend
^ Is a very silly pony, thinking such things. > Friends, actually. Plural. My kumquats; I hear them, whispering, plotting... v Recycles cans?
^ might be crazy < recycles them into a giant metal dragon that smells of dr pepper v has phantom pains his third leg
^ Has the best recycling programme ever. > Thankfully not. His third leg is present and intact. v Collects used-up magic markers.
^ kept it safe from the experiments < knows they still smell if you sniff good enough v was cuddles by a giant snake once
^ can't cuddle quite as tight as a snake can < would like the shore if it wasn't for all that water v prefers to roast tiny marshmallows then big ones
^ Is a scaredy landluber! > Doesn't have much experience roasting any marshmallows, regardless of size. v Likes bacon, because it sizzles.
^Should join him making Smores. < Is Making Smores and watching Bacon Sizzle V Is Making Smores Also?
^ Is making some kind of delicious meal. > Isn't really sure what smores are, but thinks they sound good. v Enjoys tea and biscuits?
