Then all the pictures taken of me must have taken pieces of me. What if oil wrestling became a sport to light the other on fire?
I'd be disappointing how weak I am for supposedly advanced I am :I what if, one day there were only ponies, no people~
Then we wouldn't be here, and the Earth would start to slowly heal. It'd be terrible. What if all the trees became cacti?
Like, blows up? We'd all die, but we probably wouldn't have time to worry about it. What if all wars were fought with a chess match between the leaders of the two sides?
At least one of my friends would be filled with, like, all the gum. What if you gained xp in real life?
That would make no sense; catfish are clearly much cooler than cats. They have fu manchus! What if they declared open season on bankers?
no one would want to be a banker then and the world would be a better place what if, pink was the mandatory colour for houses?
it wouldn't work very long cause you can't shoot people over the internet what if, drinking in bars was outlawed
Then people would drink at home instead, and save themselves much monies. What if there was only a minimum speed limit?
then everyone would be on the road less and there would be much less chance of accidents and the world would finally be safer what if, water is just liquid air
Then drowning would actually be entirely fear-induced. What if smoke signals suddenly became the only long distance communication method?