*crashes onto ground* Ugh. That was a wild ride in the HeliPad. I have appeared to be in some other parallel universe. I don't know how my teleportation pad got me to this place. Is this a joke? Am I being - oh my goodness. I have four legs. WHY AM I A HORSE???? Wha- I HAVE WINGS???? WHAT THE HECK! This is messed up! Is anyone there? HELLO?! HELP! HELP ME!!!
*overly dramatically walks in* Hey there, Welcome to Everypony zebraguy. *dramatically adjusts shades* FYI Enjoy thy stay. Exit greyOne.
Where are you? You're at a place where there are rainbows destroying anybody who dares to troll, Walnuts are being cracked with my twin's abs up there, Bacon and eggs are cooked on my flank, Hippitin' slop chappers are had, One of the DJs might be genderbent, Another is a possible a troll, Another has derped eyes, We ship with each other in a jokingly manner and sometimes a serious one, and half of us are slamming our faces into the keyboard just because we can. And also ponies, that's kind of important, but not really. Welcome to Everypony radio, enjoy your stay.
Hey there zebraguy, Welcome to Everypony. I'm welcoming you again. Why? Time Travel. How? Sanity. Sanity is relative. Especially here. Anywho; Time Travel. My special talent. Welcome to Everypony, Where sanity is Relative, And dreams and reality Differ but in tenses. With that. Enjoy thy stay. Again.
Welcome to Everypony. Enjoy your stay because you'll be here FOREVER! Praise Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle.
