Blog entries by MorphinBrony

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... I have to get something off my chest. At around 1:30 AM this morning, Pacific Standard Time, my mother received a phone call, informing her that her mother (my grandmother) had passed away of natural causes. She was 79 years old. Of course, we had...

... ...what am I supposed to say? I have nothing. Absolutely bugger all. I thought Sonichu was bad... and it is... but it PALES in comparison to the absolute horror that awaits us today. Ladies and gentlemen, fillies, gentlecolts, what-have-you; it is my unfortunate duty to present to you......

[IMG] Welcome to 2009, when it's perfectly fine to dress like a Square Enix fever dream's idea of a ninja at Comic-Con and expect to return home with your nose completely unharmed. Jesus Christ, I knew I'd have to get to this one eventually... So, anyone who remembers the mid-to-late 2000s...

British users will probably be more familiar with the Commodore Amiga than most of us damn Yankees will be, due to the thing selling like hot cakes across the pond, whereas here it was utterly curbstomped by the IBM PC juggernaut. [IMG] ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD. ALL HAIL THE OVERLORD. But...

Happy Halloween, everyone! I hope you guys have been sa- ... Oh, right. Halloween was last month. Nonetheless, I have something truly terrifying for you people: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. So without further ado, let's begin. After a title sequence ripped almost wholesale from the first...

God, it's been a while since I've done one of these... I know, let's fix that! So, Luigi... cowardly second fiddle to Mario and Italian/Italian-Brooklynese (depending on if you accept the games or cartoons as his canon backstory) plumber. [IMG] He's almost like Fluttershy, except human. And...

[IMG] I, for one, welcome our new horse empress! So I was browsing TV Tropes today, when I stumbled upon a tale of some guy playing a Civilization clone exploiting the game so that he could put a horse (which he promptly named Rainbow Dash) in charge of a reunified Roman Empire. Yes, really....

A little idea that just came to me. Let me know what you guys think. :3 (Based loosely on Star Trek: First Contact) ----- "Foolish unicorn..." muttered Commander Hurricane under his breath as he approached Shining Armor. "Now isn't the time for this," he replied, looking off in the distance....

I need to talk about something serious. Well, not "politics" serious, but "industry" serious. So, what is the first sentence to come to mind when you think of the iPhone? If you answered, "There's an app for that," then congratulations, you know what we're talking about today. If you go on the...

I don't really have something to review this time, so instead, I'm going to introduce a new feature to my blog, called Bootleg Showcase, where I show off the weirdest, worst, and funniest bootlegged products ever made. First, a question needs answered: What is a bootleg? A bootleg is a...

[IMG] My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh My Little Pony Transformers More than meets the eye (I used to wonder what friendship could be) My Little Pony Transformers Robots in disguise (Until you all shared its magic with me) Big adventure, tons of fun A beautiful heart faithful...

Well, my review series is undergoing a slight rebrand. I'm dropping the whole "Morphin at the (insert place relating to medium in question here)" thing in place of the simpler and easier to keep track of "Morphin Reviews," with the original reason for that name being rendered moot considering...

[IMG] It's been since September since I've done one of these. Let's get the ball rolling, shall we? It's amazing what you can find in the DVD bargain bin of a supermarket if you have the patience to wade through the countless mockbusters, B-movies, schlock compilations, direct-to-video kiddie...

So, who remembers that show, The Simpsons? Y'know, that animated sitcom where everyone has yellow skin and somehow never age, despite being on the air for over a quarter-century? Yeah, that one. So, a couple years ago, FOX called in Don Hertzfeldt (for those of you who don't know, the man...

[IMG] Now this is the story, all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, if you will I'll tell you how I became the Princess of a town called Ponyville In downtown Canterlot, born and raised In the library was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out,...