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Hello, and welcome.
I'm a wizard. *turns you into a toad*
What is your favorite sandwich?
Social Darwinism at its finest. It's too bad it killed his wife, and not the man too stupid to see a GIANT EFFING ROAD SIGN.
"Heeeeeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiiis."
Don't worry. It all settles down after a day or two.
"Oh you son of a..." *GIANT FRICKING EXPLOSION* *THE FABRIC OF REALITY UNRAVELS*
"Let's find out! FIRE ALL WEAPONS!!! FOR SCIENCE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
It just pisses me off. Whenever something of mine stops working for good, I smash it to pieces and display the pieces where my other things can...
Between the Oblivion Beam, the Matter Annihilator, the Temporal Wave Gun, and the Singularity Cannon, we've already had to reset the universe a...
[Insert welcome image here]
The Matriarch is the size of a city and capable of destroying entire star systems. So... yeah. We've got this under control.
I have no way to know for sure, but I like to think that I was a T-Rex in a past life.
That actually would have been the most perfect response in the history of perfect responses.
The Matriarch's scanners are infallible. If she says that she has a lock, then she absolutely has a lock.
I went to the flea market with my dad today. About a block from my apartment, I realized that I forgot my phone. As we were only going to the one...
Uh... okay? What's all this, then?
The UNSC/Alliance forces. Because of the Reaper's pride and need to be in charge, the Covenant would have to be indocrinated, which would reduce...
"I have his location. I also have several weapons locked onto his location."
So... what I'm getting here is that either they're step-siblings, or the producers have no idea how genetics work.