Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the GUTS for it! Two guys are at a bar near the top of one of the tallest towers in the world. One says "Hey, y'know, if you jump off of this floor, you won't hit the ground because of the way air moves around the base." The other replies "No way, show me." The first man nods and they walk to the nearest window. The man opens it and jumps out. He falls. 30 floors, 20 floors, 10 floors, and he stops. He then proceeds to come back up the same way. 20, 30, 40, till he's standing in the window again. The second man is shocked and says "I have to try this." He jumps out. 30, 20, 10, and he hits the ground, splattering everywhere. The first man returns to the bar, and the bartender says "Y'know Superman, you're a real jerk."
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None. Felines may have taken over the internet, but once they gain control over the Earth and the multiverse, as many models predict, it would be a CATastrophe.
I don't get--Oooooohhhh i c wut u did. Has anyone else noticed how Dora the EXPLORER's biggest enemy is an ORANGE FOX?
They've just found a Mummy in Egypt that's covered in chocolate and peanuts. Apparently he was called Pharoah Rocher.
