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  1. Kalaxus

    Kalaxus A Pony Every Pony Should Know
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    throw the cat out the window!

    I want pancakes but my sister will only make me eggs and Cinnamon rolls.
     
    #341 Kalaxus, Nov 15, 2013
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Slam her face into the pan and eat that instead.

    I have a zit!!!!
     
    #342 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 15, 2013
  3. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Dig it out with a rusty nail.

    It's cold and rainy outside.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Play hide-and-seek with your other mother!!!

    I can't get rid of these godawful stink bugs!!!
     
    #344 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 16, 2013
  5. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Hide them all up your nose!

    I've fallen, and I can't get up!
     
    #345 Dragonbait, Nov 16, 2013
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    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Call the ghostbusters!

    I stubbed my toe.
     
    #346 Dreamer, Nov 21, 2013
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    Cut it off, you will never stub it again

    I can't talk English goodly today and I has a performance tonight
     
    #347 soul_less, Nov 21, 2013
  8. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Try removing your tongue.

    Math.
     
    #348 Dreamer, Nov 21, 2013
  9. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Divide by 0.

    Anorexia is a b****.
     
    #349 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 21, 2013
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    furbyguy Detergent Master

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    Eat more mcdonalds..

    I fell in lava in Minecraft.
     
    #350 furbyguy, Feb 28, 2014
  11. Fenris Rose

    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
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    Go swimming.

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    furbyguy Detergent Master

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    Discard giftbox, acquire flamethrower.

    I want money.
     
    #352 furbyguy, Feb 28, 2014
  13. Parker Izing

    Parker Izing Well known member. NOT.
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    Rob a bank with a banana, when cop arrive, kick it's groin, then bribe him with Enron stocks.

    I'm sleepy and is just morning...
     
    #353 Parker Izing, Feb 28, 2014
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    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
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    Hop on a plane to a part of the world where it's still nighttime.

    I need a fake passport, fast.
     
    #354 Fenris Rose, Feb 28, 2014
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    Go to WWW.FakePassportsRus.org and download and print what you need

    I need to do research on my paper what should I do?
     
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    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
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    Just ask random internet people for the information.

    I accidentally set myself on fire again.
     
    #356 Fenris Rose, Mar 1, 2014
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    furbyguy Detergent Master

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    Jump in gasoline.

    I want to learn to drive.
     
    #357 furbyguy, Mar 1, 2014
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    Play Crazy Taxi for a while and you'll be a pro in no time


    I want a better laptop how can I get one?
     
    #358 MC-T, Mar 1, 2014
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    Flutterguy New In Town

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    Buy a Mac.

    What should I wear to a fancy diner?
     
    #359 Flutterguy, Mar 1, 2014
  20. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Nothing is fancier than a birthday suit!

    My gum lost its flavor.
     
    #360 Rockout E. Stringer, Mar 1, 2014
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