Here's a game called Corrupt Wishes to pass the time. How to play: Each post has two parts, a corruption and a wish. The corruption, which comes first, is where you corrupt the wish that the above poster made. The second part, the wish, is where you make your own wish for the next poster to corrupt. Example: Op: I wish to be a pony. Player 1: Granted, you are banished to the moon. I wish for a monster truck. Player 2: Granted, you lose your liscense. I wish for pie. Rules: -Keep it family friendly! -Try to make your corruptions funny! I have nothing to corrupt so I'll make a wish. I wish for a hot dog.
Granted, you find a picture of the pony who has long since died. I want the power to finally take my place as the greatest troll in all of Equestria. Pinkie Pie be darned.
OH yeah... This game was fun on LBPC for a while. Granted, they put you under a bridge. I wish for a talking banana.
Granted, but the only things it says is, well. This [video=youtube;k_e7yvpNF_s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_e7yvpNF_s&feature=related[/video] No, you don't even get the not sped up version. I wish that this game didn't exist.
Granted, but then a new game pops up... It's called "Spam Maegord". :derpe: jk I wish for a magic burrito.
Granted... But then an alert comes up... "You must build additional pylons!" :derpe: I wish I could esplodes things with MY MIND!!!
Granted, enjoy the vacation in North Korea. I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted for the worse in anyway, and that I become dictator of the world.
Granted. You are now dictator of the world. Somepony hired an assassin. You're dead. I did nothing to make that happen. I wish for a parasprite in a jar and the parasprite cannot escape the jar, as it is unbreakable and cannot be eaten, and the jar doesn't break under any circumstances, and it is about the size of a 100-disc DVD case. And for the parasprite not to eat me.
Granted, but someone steals it the next day with is super-fabolous magicz powerz. I wish for someone to wish something.
Edit: sniped, Granted, it's perfection of your imperfection. I wish I didn't need periods. (see? Thats 2. No, wait, 3. Ugh, nevermind.)
Very well, you will never have a period in your life. Why? You're missing all parts that you need for reproduction. I wish for Fluttershy to be real.
