[HR][/HR]07/09/2011 - Thursday, FREE [Don't get used to it] [HR][/HR]We've Got to Have... Money! Due to a rising climate, Everypony Ltd has decided a site wide upgrade is in order. We wish to present our Radio viewers, forum goers, fiction writers and role play enthusiasts with the very best experience, money can buy. Which is why a new policy has been passed regarding account holding at Everypony.com. All current accounts have been frozen, to unfreeze your account you must go to your settings page and 'convert' your account to a premium account using either a PPP (Pay Per Post)* or a monthly subscription system [Credit/Debit cards only, [We accept all major card companies such as Ponycard, TROT Etc but regrettably cannot accept payment via Manehatten Express Cards]. We now also not only allow Paypal Donations but encourage them, all proceeds going to each and everypony's cause. Free/Frozen accounts may continue to browse the forums and enjoy EPR but may not chat, post or partake in any social discussion at any time (and will be plagued with advertisements). [HR][/HR] You're a Mule Not a Pony and for that Reason, You're Fired. Due to disagreement in various corporate debates, we have. Regrettably. Had to fire several ponies from the staff. The fired are as follows: Foxytail - Leader of the Viva La Resistance Movement Flash - Lover of the Leader of the Viva La Resistance Movement Viperbait - Over loyalty Oatmeal - Posting Clop Raindrop - Insulting the sun The World is Flat - It's blatantly not Grey Nightmare - For "thinking" this news post was a good idea *PPP Pegasus Rates will vary, posts from earthpony towns will cost considerably more. [HR][/HR]Is this some sick joke? Eeeyup Is the real news coming soon? Ask Derpy. ^^ ~ Editor in Chief, Grey Nightmare
Your one good -> :Trollestia: Why didn't you put "DRD is now the newest moderator for the forums." /sarcasm :derpe: You did good xD
HEART ATTACK! I was so scared hahaha, I just got here, and now I have to PAY!?!? I was gonna tear haha, it was very believeable though!
Your not the only one. I thought I was going to have to pay to stay. Fired list not funny......okay kinda funny.
I don't know whether to find it amusing or worrying that you think we'd actually instate a pay to post policy XD
This would have made an awesome April Fools joke, but right now it seemed a bit inappropriate. But it's okay Grey, I can see the humour in it and I think it was a great idea. I just think you should have provided some real news after the joke news. I'm in a bit of a depressed mood at the moment though so don't take my criticism seriously.
