Improved wishes

Granted, they're perfectly balanced and perform flawlessly.

I wish for a katana.

 

Granted; it's proper folded Japanese steel, not some cheap wall hanger.

I wish car-surfing was an accepted form of transport.

 

Granted. Also, you get money and stuff. And a free kitten. And tacos!

I wish for a Colt .45 revolver.

 

Granted; you get a matching pair in a nice wooden presentation box.

I wish there were no speed limits.

 

Truedemonicfire x RD9000

 

Granted. Also, magical crash-proof Ferarri!

I wish for a new life.

 

Granted; you get to choose the details of your new life, like Cypher in the Matrix. Only you don't get killed by a mechanic.

I wish for a luck serum.

 

Granted. You also get a wealth charm.

I wish for cheese.

 

Granted; you get a veritable Smörgåsbord of delicious cheeses.

I wish for a self-cleaning kitchen.

 

Granted. It comes fully stocked with a wide variety of gourmet ingredients.

I wish for one billion dollars.

 

Granted; you also have some legitimate reason for suddenly acquiring said billion dollars, so it doesn't just get taken away from you.

I wish making my hand into a gun shape and then making shooting noises was actually a lethal weapon.

 

Granted, you actually become your main OC.

I wish I could shred like Yngwie.

 

^Has his own theme.