Kill Bob.

Bob slips and breaks his spinal cordBob is drinking Mnt Dew

 

He gets crushed by a Rhino.

Bob is walking through a desert.

(um, sorry; my thinking was that just 'cause he was in the club, didn't mean anything nsfw was gonna happen.)

 

Bob gets dehydrated. BIG TIME.

Bob is at the cafeteria.

Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota

 

Bob gets killed by a Rad Scorpion


Bob is playing with fire

 

He gets run over by a fire engine.

Bob is building a box fort.

 

He accidentally stabs himself with a screwdriver.

Bob is making a tree house.

 

The tree is an Ent; it steps on him.

Bob is in an escape pod.

 

Bob got killed by another Bob in a fight.

Bob got killed by another Bob in a fight
(Get it?)

 

The pod launches but explodes after a second.

Bob is reading a book.

 

It's the Necronomicon, and eventually drives him insane.

Bob is working in a bar.

 

*Gets shot by a customer who thought I mixed his drink wrong*

~~~

*Sit at his compter*

For the record IRL my name happens to Bob, well Robert but a lot of people call me Bob.

 

(well this game just got a lot more fun...)

He get's shot by the FBI for piracy.

Bob is rolling in a lowrider.

 

Bob drives off a cliff.

Bob goes to the movies.

 

He's shot for talking on his phone.

Bob is playing the bongos.

 

Bob is crushed by a dinosaur skeleton.

Bob is playing poker.

 

You can't be Robert because I'm Robert.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

OT:Bob gets shot for cheating. Was he cheating? Who knows? Either way, he's dead now.

Bob is holding a live grenade.

 

He manages to remove the fuse in time and smiles with relief, only for a stray spark to find it's way to the powder anyway. Kaboom.

Bob is facing off against other Bob.

 

Both died after looking at each other for no apparent reason.

Bob is working at the cinema

 

A popcorn kernel flies out of the machine at extreme velocity and hits bob in the temple.

Bob is talking to Quentin Tarantino.