Kill Bob.

Bob dies from a heart attack.

Bob is in an underground shelter.

 

The shelter's full of bombs, he gets blown up.

Bob's playing with his cat.

 

Bob is allergic to cats, and the condition is so bad no one helps him.

Bob is on the moon.

 

Bob is killed by Moon bear.

Bob is fishing.

 

Bob is eaten by a shark.

Bob is skydiving.

 

Bob lands in a mine field.

Bob is the Pizza Guy.

 

Bob gets punched out by a jealous boyfriend.

Bob is wrestling a squid.

 

Bob defeats the squid, but is mistaken for a whale by a Japanese "research" vessel and harpooned.

Bob is sipping a cup of tea.

 

*an annoying fan pops up and claims that's out of character for Bob and he calls upon other fans to teach Bob a lesson. The lesson gets out of hand.*

*Bob is repairing a Tony, er Toaster.*

 

Bob is too loud and is murdered by the librarian. Quietly.

Bob is visiting his friends, Bob and Bob.

 

All three Bob's battle to the death. Bob Barker and Lio team up to kill Ridley first then Bob Barker stabs Lio in the back right before Lio launches a missile that kill the Price is Right host.

Bob is buying a dress for Halloween because of a challenge.

 

The challenge is to buy the dress from a female crime lord. Upon being seen with the dress a rival crime syndicate marks him as a target for assassination.

Bob is star gazing.

 

I GRAB BOB, THROW HIM IN A BOX WITH A LIVE GRENADE, SEAL IT UP, AND KICK HIM TO THE MOON WHERE HE EXPLODES. #SAVAGE
ahem.
Bob is out at a party...

 

kekarooni shows up whacks Bob with a hocky puck and shouts "To the Moon Alice" as Bob's head seprates from his body.

A group of Bob's surround kekarooni is response to his Bob killing spree.

 

kekarooni has a gun.

Bob goes to Iraq.

 

Bob survives Iraq and returns to America as a war hero.
Bob gets a good job.
Bob's job is shipped overseas.
Bob goes to the government for help.
The government that Bob fought for sides with Bob's former bosses.
Bob loses everything and dies penniless and alone in a gutter.

Bob is reading the 'Kill Bob' thread.

 

Bob becomes depressed and jumps off a bridge.

Bob is a Jedi Knight during the Clone Wars.

 

Bob gets assigned to work with Jar Jar Binks and kills himself.

Bob is already dead.

 

Bob is resurrected just minutes before the entire planet is destroyed by a meteor.

Bob is changing his bed sheets.