Kill Bob.

A swarm of mutant bed bugs devour him.

Bob is laying on a roof sniping random passerbys.

 

Bob is killed when a sudden earthquake collapses the building.

Bob is changing his name to Paul.

 

His new first and last name happen to match up with the name of an escaped prisoner and master of disguise who was on death row prior to getting away.

Bob has just spotted the final item he needed in order to complete a very large and rare collection.

 

Bob collects venomous snakes. You can figure out what happens next.

Bob is in a submarine.

 

He is a marine biologist researching claims that leviathans are actually real on one lives in this very body of water. As to whether the claims held any merit... he never reported back.


Bob is passing out applications for the role of minion at a super villain's convention.

 

Bob is hit by an errant blast from the Hall O' Death Rays.

Bob is wearing full body armor and is heavily armed,

 

Bob's armor is all rusty and can't breathe.

Bob is rolling down a hill.

 

Bob is beaten to death by Jack and Jill for being on their turf.

Bob is making a cup of tea.

 

Bob dies because the tea is poisonous.

Bob reads a book.

 

Bob gets a catastrophic paper cut and bleeds out.

Bob is washing his car.

 

Bob left the brakes on, and got run over.

Bob listens to music.

 

Bob has it on too loud, gets a perforated ear drum, it gets infected, he dies.

Bob is building a snowman.

 

The snowman comes to life and eats Bob.

Bob is on a roller coaster

 

Bob has an aneurysm.

Bob is making a sandwich.

 

The sandwich turns Bob into another sandwich and eats him.

Bob is taking a shower.

 

Bob is actually in an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

Bob is performing the kiss of life.

 

The person whom Bob is resuscitating vomits into Bob's mouth. (Look it up, it happens.) Bob chokes to death on the vomit.

Bob is taking dance classes.

 

(Er, I'll take your word for it.)

Bob's instructor is Vincent Vega. He accidentally shoots Bob in the face.

Bob is on a bouncy castle.

 

The castle deflates. Bob is smothered to death.

Bob is driving carefully in the slow lane.

 

Bob gets chased of a cliff by a truck, Duel style.

Bob is putting up wallpaper.