Kill Bob.

Bob gets stuck in the wallpaper and can't move.

Bob goes to school.

 

Bob dies of boredom

Bob is holding a frog.

 

The frog is actually poisonous.

Bob eats a snail.

 

Bob forgets to chew. Chokes to death.

Bob is riding his big wheel.

 

Bob get squashed.

Bob is in a box.

 

Bob forgot to punch air holes.

Bob is playing Half-Life 3.

 

Bob gets trampled by Valve fanboys.

Bob is drying himself with a towel.

 

Bob didn't realize that towel belongs to Bob's mother.


Bob met Fluttershy.

 

Bob dies from a happiness induced heart attack.

Bob is trying to find the right key on his key ring.

 

Bob accidentally uses the wrong key and is sucked into the Dimension of Death, Agony, and Demon Kittens.

Bob is doing absolutely nothing.

 

Bob dies as a result of not breathing.

Bob is playing chess.

 

*The chess pieces come to life and take's Bob's life*

*Bob accuses Tony of having a crush on a girl.*

 

Bob is crushed by Tony in girl form.

Bob is dancing down the street.

 

Bob is hit by a bus.

Bob is hunting down whoever created this game.

 

Bob gets killed in some unusual manner by the game's nervous creator.

Bob is cutting crate paper.

 

Bob nicks his finger and dies of an infection.

Bob is petting a cat.

 

Bob forgets he's allergic.

Bob meets JonTron.

 

Bob's eyes are torn out by Jacques.
Blind, panicked, and in agonizing pain, Bob runs into a window.
The window shatters, and Bob falls twenty stories to his death.

Bob is wondering where it all went wrong.

 

Bob sinks into a deep depression, and eventually offs himself.

Bob goes to Camp Crystal Lake.

 

Bob spends a relaxing day at the lake, but is murdered that night by some dude in a hockey mask.

Bob is lifting weights.