Letters to Celestia

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  1. Double Rainbow "Dash"

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    I have learned one thing about friendship. Shipping, and lots of it.
    Almost anypony in the whole season could be shipped with somepony else.
    Especially when my favorites are TwiDash, VinylDash, and Rainity [RariDash as some of you call it.]
    I hope you can get shipped with somepony else Princess Celestia, maybe with Luna.

    From your favorite shipping pony,
    Rainbow Dash.
     
  2. Jaret

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    If i was to show how much i despise you by this point, you'd be pretty scared of me. But, since this is a paper, and all you're hearing is the narration voice of Twilight, i can't really rage. Therefore, i drew an emoticon of myself down there. Hope you rot in hell.
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    Your faithful friend, Dundundun
     
  3. Ripp_

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    This is just a friendly reminder that you are 3 weeks behind on returning several films from us
    Please find in closed the fine which you are now reburied to pay.

    What you think sending us to the moon would stop us?

    Rental Video Pony, The Moon.
     
  4. Zephyr Wind

    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    I need help on my OC. His personality, traits, and backstory are severely lacking. Can you send someone who knows what the hay they're doing to offer help....I'll give you a hug for it!

    ~ Zephy
     
  5. cynder401

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    I am SPIDERMAN!

    Your faithful student,
    cynder
     
  6. Affection

    Affection A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    While flying on a plane, do not sit in front of small fillies that just ate two bowls of frosted flakes for breakfast. If you do, prepare for a "Bumpy" ride.

    Your Student,
    Affection
     
  7. Jaret

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    Dear princess Celestia,

    Today I've learned the importance of ruling over people. They must be below you. You mustn't let them get the upper hand. That is not allowed. Oh and, you still suck.

    ~Jaret
     
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    Tenortrouble Princess of the Forum

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    I am the Hero Equestria deserves. You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the diamond dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded.

    Signed
    The silent guardian, a watchful protector
    The Dark Knight,

    Batmare

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  9. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    The problem has been dealt with. I trust that payment has already been made.

    - DB
     
  10. AshMonsterr

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Today Ponies was shootin'

    Peace, AshMonsterr
     
  11. Jaret

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    Dear Celestrial Princess of all awesomeness and greatness that my vlog should be (bi*ch, you banned me!),

    Today i found a dead body. I was not mad. GUESS YOU GOT ON MY NERVES ENOUGH DEEP FOR ME NOT CARING ABOUT A DEAD BODY. You should die a horrible death. Or retire. Or retire, then die a horrible death, or die a horrible death and then... retire.

    Your faithful hater, Jaret.
     
  12. Dwynter

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    Dear Princess Celestia~

    Today, I learned that when the boss says, "There's no 'I' in team," it does not pay to snap back, "And there's no 'U' either, so get lost!"

    Your faithful student,
    Dwynter

    PS - Got any job openings in Canterlot?
     
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    Princess Celestia,

    Words can't explain how much i despise you. You come over here, and say you trust and love us, the "Beggars" as you say, but the fact that you take your guards with you says opposite. I can't accept this. You've officially touched the bottom.

    Yours truly, Jaret.
     
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    Dear Jaret~

    In your next letter, I really think you shouldn't hide your feelings - tell Celestia how you *really* feel!

    Your faithful, er, poster,
    Dwynter
     
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    Dear princess Celestia,

    Today I've gotten a really weird letter, and it happens not to be you. What a surprise. And in the letter, the guy who send it to me (I won't say his name, for you'd tyrant him all his life) explained that I should tell you my true feelings. First of all, i wish to thank Dwynter this guy for suggesting this to me.

    Ok, Celestia - I don't really despise you. You do seem to have long legs, special sharp eyes and a moving long mane (All indicatin' on a troll character) but i actually praise you. You do seem like a pony that knows her position (even if you're on top). Man, that last line came out horribly wrong. Scrap this.

    Actually, on the other hand, come to think about it, i do hate you. I despise you from the bottom of my heart. I hate you with every bone in my body. My muscles are just pumping enough blood of the pressure you put me through, Celestia. People say I like you, well, F*** them people, they're wrong. I hate you. I'll start a video blog and just talk for hours and hours about how i hate you. I hate you, Celestia. There, i said it. I hate you.

    Your faithful hatorz, Jarz.


    Damn, i forgot that i already sent you a fair amount of such letters, and i need to type something unique now... Damn it, back to the love story then. Scrap it.

    Celestia, our relationship has been a rollercoaster. BUT WHY didn't we have our ups? Why are we at the very bottom? Because of this, i have decided to cheat on you (actually, it's not like we were in a relationship altogether, oh well...). I am cheating you with a human being. There, BAM. I said it.

    Yours truly, Jarz.
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    You are a week overdue your library books. Twilight Sparkle may have let your fines slide, but I take my job seriously. Please return the books and pay your fine in full, or your privileges will be revoked.

    Yours Truly,
    Stormcloud Dancer, New Canterlot Librarian
     
  17. Sonic Bluefire

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    Dear princess Celestia,

    today i learnt to pay attention while i fly, also learnt that hitting a wall at full speed can be very painful.

    a flying student, and the blue flame at the night sky, Sonic Bluefire.
     
  18. Big Sims

    Big Sims A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    I've comprised of a letter that Spike would write concerning the lesson about family, since at one point he thought he didn't have a family.

    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Spike here. Today I've learned about the true meaning of family. Family isn't always who creates you. Family is who raises you, takes cares of you, and loves you. I thought that since I never know about my family's whereabouts that I was truly alone in this world. However, I've realized that your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle has been everything to me. She's been my mother, sister, and my best friend my whole life. Not to mention the other five ponies treat me like a little brother and Pinkie Pie through me a party letting me know that they are my family. My heart has been truly been restored no that I know I have a family that loves me. So in a way, I'd like to thank you. For giving me a life that I wouldn't trade for the world.

    Your faithful assistant,
    Spike

    P.S. You've always been like a mother to me also, and I love you for that, your highness. Thank you...for it all.
     
  19. Ripp_

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    Dear Princess Celestia,
    Today I learnt Flash avoids all hugs, it must be magic of some sort.
    Requesting permission for the heavy wepons

    Ripp
     
  20. Zephyr Wind

    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    I love these guys....

    Your faithful wind rider,
    ~Zephyr Wind
     

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