Dear Princess Celestia, Umm... I FORGOT what I was gonna say, so SCOOTALOO!! The master keysmasher, Mr. Dkdhfuxhsnchdn
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that I get stuck on Pokemon after a month of not playing it. Pretty little thing I learned I assume Your Faithful Nopony, ~Johnn
Dear Princess Celestia Luna is best Princess, stop molesting your subjects Signed, Captain of the Luna regime
Dear Princess Celestia Today I didn't learn anything, which is kinda a problem since i'm back to school. Put more money into them before everypony's letters begin to sound like Applejack's Your slightly worried student -Caberea
Dear Princess Luna, Not much to report, but I did find an interesting puzzle that you might like: There was once a college professor. One day, after class, he wrote down an equation that took every variable letter possible, subtracted x, then multiplied the result with the next subtraction set like so: (a-x)(b-x)(c-x)...(z-x)=? After playing with the variables a little while, he soon realized that, no matter what numbers the variables were replaced with, he ended up with the same answer every time. What is that answer? Professor Layton Fan, Lance Piper
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned NEVER to adjust SpringBoard.app thru iFile. I got an infinite respring bug, and as I type this, my iPhone 3G is /slowly/ getting restored. This should pose as a lesson for everypony to hear: DO NOT CHANGE THE E82AP.plist OR E88AP.plist FILES IN /System/CoreServices/SpringBoard.app/ ! REJAILBREAKING WON'T FIX IT (or, at least if you have OpeniBoot...)! Now technologically tired, Nate Blazinghoof
Dear Princess Celestia. Today I've learned that if you have knuckle inrun to to 13m kicker, don't do nollie poper tail tap on the knuckle, specially not if you have way too much speed in the first place, but rather keep it calm and focus on actual jump. Your faitfull student, Yeti
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learnt that keeping your headphones plugged in and on full volume is a great way to wreck your ears, but you should also be considerate of the poor buggers around you when you plug in speakers because sometimes they don't like "SLEEPYHEAAAAAAAAAAAD" for only you know what reason. Your faithful student, TPP
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learnt that using a microwave instead of a dryer is not practical. It will just make your clothing hot and wet. Your faithful student, B-Dog
Dear Princess Celestia, Remember how you said you'd always be there when I need you? I'm calling it in. I need you tonight, cause I'm not sleeping. There's something about you girl... That makes me sweat... - Your Faithful Student, Dragonbait.
Dear Princess Celestia Today I learned that somepony's don't take threads seriously about friendship. I on the other hand have discovered that to make somepony to like you, all you need to do is be mean and stuck up to them at first and then show them your true colors. Your Faithful and all around perfectest subject to ever exist in all of equestria and earth, Placidzone.
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that you can fend off telemarketers by picking up and screaming "WHO IS THIS!?". Immensely amused, Nate Blazinghoof
Dear Princess Celestia, I found the body. Meet me at the alleyway behind Sugarcube Corner at 10:00AM tomorrow with 50,000 bits and 1 ticket to the Galloping Gala or things are gonna get messy. Sincerely, The 99%.
Dear princess Celestia. Today i learned that donut-ponies are real...and they taste awesome. And chainsaws are awesome when fighting zombies. Your faithful psychopath. Sparky.
Dear Princess Celestia, FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE HIDE ME!! The last of his species, Nate the donut pony Sent from my resurrected iPhone 3G using Tapatalk
