*world explodes, leaving only the hill with Lance on it. He looks around, then smiles* My. Hill. *lays back and relaxes*
*goes derelle-faced as he falls* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... *somehow lands on the hill again* ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... *it's questionable weather it's my hill or Monster's hill at the moment...*
*siting of to the side* *now proving trig identities* I see no need for violence. Still whoever's hill.
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... *lands on hill again* ...AAAAAAAAA... *still can't tell who the owner is*
...AAAAAAAAA... *Blasts through bottom of hill and head appears out of the ground beside Monster* Ohai!
Don't you realise the truth? It's all an elaborate hoax. There is no hill. *The hill begins to melt and everyone on it sinks into it. The world is now flat.*
I use my insta-hill packet again and set up fortification with 300 Trigger happy solders equipped with infinite mini guns. MY HILL!