"Oh? You're a territory guard? Helping to keep the denizens of the Everfree forest out? Good to hear. What do you need the perfume for? Attempting to buy the heart of a nice mare?" Jhera frowned. After thinking about what he said, he realized he himself had never done something like that. He was still completely alone. "Anyways, Dark, what brings you in here?"
Dark Shine looked at FireHeart. "Greetings. The name is Dark Shine. I am the Weather Assistant here." He turned to Jhera. "I just thought I pop in and see my friend, Jhera!"
((jhera firehearts a mare)) "not a mare, a stallion what do you take me for a filly fooler but I do have a slight crush on fluttershy so you could say I'm bi. Anyway I think you might of heard about my father cobraheart. He's head of the territorial guards"
Dark Shine looked back at FireHeart "No, sorry, cant say I have heard of him." He looked back to Jhera, then to a clock. "Uh-oh... I need to be in Canterlot in... 10 minutes!Wow... Well... It was nice seeing you again Jhera. We need to catch up more often. Goodbye!" He rushed out of the store, hitting a lamp-post outside. "I'm okay!" He turned, flew, hit another lam-post and then fell over.
"Oh!" Jhera said, blushing. "Well, lavender perfume is kinda rough on fur, so most ponies buy it as a gift of affection, and most stallions aren't willing to wear per- never mind." Jhera said, blushing even harder. "...cya Dark. We'll talk later." He said as Dark went rushing out the door. Turning back, he said "As for Cobraheart, I can't say I've met him. Sorry. I only moved here two weeks ago, the are many ponies I have yet to meet."
J finished placing a nicely bag full of bits in the wagon as he saw that pink pony bouncing away from his wagon with his Habanero peppers in her saddlebags. He then said in a dry and rough voice "Hehe, she always buys my peppers. Glad she does that." He then rubbed his throat with his hoof "*ahem, ahem* Ugh, need a drink, and probably a meal too. well ,got the bits now. well, lets close for now.". He then levitated a 'off for lunch' sign and placed the bags in the wagon. He then placed twenty bits into one of the pockets of his jacket and went first to a nearby restaurant and got himself a pear-daisy sandwitch and a lemonade. Finishing it and leaving 14 bits in the table he then walked towards his wagon, but then a scent got his nose and looked at the 'Flowers and Fragrances' shop. Thinking "well, I think i owe myself a treat for today's sells." he then walked towards it and entered the shop. He noticed various ponies inside and decided to wait for his turn while looking at the bits he had left.
Dark Shine got up and quickly went back into Flowers and Fragrences. "Also Jhera, I have an idea for you but I will tell you when I get back." He left again, black and white streaks leading behind him, where he was going so fast.
"Oh! Okay..." Jhera said as Dark sped back out. He noticed another pony wander inside as Dark left. 'Wow, I'm not used to all this attention!' Jhera thought. Out loud, he said "Hello there! Welcome to Flowers and Fragrences! Might I help you find anything?"
"Jhera, did you noticed the two large bruises on darks face anyway got to go" Fireheart exited the the store. She hadn't told anyone yet but she was a lesbian but didn't want to tell anyone Incase people would tease her.
He heard the owner talking to him and said "Oh no, i'll wait for you to attend the other customers of yours. It's just that I'm looking for some special flowers, if you don't mind." he said while putting the leftover bits on one of the pockets.
Jhera glanced around. They were now the only two in the shop. 'Other customers?' He thought, 'did I miss somepony?' He looked around more, but saw nopony, so he just stood at the desk awkwardly until the pony made his selection.
Now that the shop was empty apart from the owner and him, J finally aid "Well, I was looking for a special flower, Poison Joke I think was the name. Ya see, I want to make Joke Tea, but I cant seem to find the flowers around these parts and I thought you might have them since where I'm from, the flowers are sold in the local flower shop, and they make that flower into a tea." Then J laughed, "and it's funny, because when one drinks the tea, your voice gets all tiny and funny, but the flavor is very delightful!"
Suddenly Dark crashed through the ceiling, it was obvious something had literally shocked her from the sky. Through the new hole in the roof, a light-blue and rainbow colored maned pony was chasing after a rogue storm cloud. Dark flipped onto her feet and rubbed her head, "Man, I'm getting rusty on weather-control." She looked at the stares she was getting, "Oh, sorry about your roof sir."
Jhera laughed at the pony's sense of humor. "Tea! Brilliant! I've never though of making the stuff into tea. I also have some home made pills that negate all poison joke effects if you want to get rid of the effect early. Let me grab some poison joke real fast while you think about it." Jhera went into the back room and applied a mask and booties to himself to prevent infection. He opened a door to the poison joke section (which was pretty barren, considering ponies hardly ask for the stuff) and pulled out a few fresh blue flowers. Putting them carefully into a bag, he sealed it and pulled his mask off. He went back to the desk and placed the bag on the table. "Have fun with it! That will be 7 bits, please."
"Thanks, but i don't want the pills. I love it when that happens. Plus, it puts my voice a bit more friendly. Name's J by the way." J handed the owner the bits, the 6 from the lunch and 1 more from another pocket, his loose change. Right after he got the bag in his blue-ish aura, he heard the bang from the roof breaking and simply looked towards the sound. There, he saw the pegasus falling thru the roof and landing hard. When the pegasus got it's composure right he said, "Umm, You alright?"
Jhera stared in horror at Dark, who had just decimated his cieling. "What is- I don't even!" He yelled. Running out from behind his desk, he surveyed the damages. His jaw hit the floor. The roof was destroyed and over 30 pots had been smashed. "I just moved here...I don't have the bits to pay for something like this..." Jhera whispered. Turning to Dark, he said "What the hay happened? Are you all right!?"
"Yea, I'm fine." Dark said, then suddenly a lightning strike zapped her. She recovered and turned to the sky, "Celestia damn you!" Dark yelled at the cloud, before moving away from the hole, occasionally twitching from the electricity.
J winced when the lightning hit the pegasus known as Dark while saying "Ooooo." He then looked at the roof and saw the damage that the fall made and began thinking "Wow, this is some serious property damage. I think I can fix all of it." When the owner finished talking he said "you know, I think I can manage to fix at least the roof. Take it like a payback for having Poison joke in store. I might be a frequent customer you know, when I have the bits at least."
Fire noticed a pony yelling after being shocked. He went over to find Dark. He chuckled a bit and said, "You having some problems?"
"Eh." Dark said, turning to Firebreeze, "Decided to try and help Rainbow clear the skies, its been awhile." her eye was still twitching with electricity.
