I add it to my growing collection of supervillain vehicles. Your gift contains a one hundred dollar bill with a really big spider on it.
*Pulls out an uzi and holds down the trigger* DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!! There, Spider problem solved! Oh wait... You've found A really old, rusted chest.
I ask him why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch! You've obtained your very own Billy Mays!
Aww! *nuzzles and names him Rowdy* What's that stuck to your shoe? Is that... A CHECK FOR $395,478.32!?
Well, that's entirely useless, considering it is a check and not a cheque. You get 1x shattered expectations. Sent from my SHIELD using Tapatalk