The Vending Machine!

you get me clinging to the wubmodium

insert a mine turtle

yes text walls are amazing, and i can make one fairly quickly even tho there so long. im doing good, hows the kids oh wait your gone. now what am i gonna do for the next 4-6 hours till i pass out? i guess i could lengthen my text wall with the words im currently typing. there are some terrible grammar sins in this text wall. i hope there arent any grammer nazis around. speaking of nazis, isnt nazi capitolized? oh well, i thinkbthis is good enough for a text wall.

or is it? i dont think it is. what do you think? wait, thats rigjt you disappeared. how did.. almost asked another unanswerable question. oh well... bye!!

 

you get my turtle

I insert a bad pun

 

I you get Chuggaconry, The Master of Bad Puns!

I put a honey bun in

 

you get a bee hive!

I put in fire

 

you get Solon, the lord of flames.

I insert my horn.

 

you get a green glow

i put in sleep

 

you get wasted time.

I put in the Elements Of Harmony

 

you get the elements of dis-harmony

i put in a cloud

 

you get cotton candy and chocolate milk.

I put in a tiny glass of water

 

you get a teeny tiny small request

i put in references

 

you get Deadpool, Discord, Pinkie Pie, and Webcomics

I insert Gummy

 

you get an epic monolog

I put in a twicane

 

you get the Bandwagon


I insert a lack of time and motivation

 

you get the internet

i insert youtube

 

you get a thousand pewdiepie wannabes. and a whole lot of other worthwhile people :3

I insert EP

 

you get a snuggle-overflow

I insert cats

 

you get pragmatic cuteness

I insert puppy pictures

 

You get a bag of dog food.

I put in a 40 microfarad run capacitor.

 

you get a short-time electricity-storage!

I put in my hooves

 

A bag of marshmallows pops out.

I insert Crash Bandicoot.