^ Does have strong Rhythm. > Is the only one to have beaten Rex at freestyle. v Is about to drop a tasty beat.
^ thinks I can cook < is actually pretty good at making tasty things v has been to the end of a rainbow before
^ Is the chef-yist entity on this page. > Was very disappointed about the what was at the end of the rainbow, and doesn't like to talk about it. v Has never been shot at by Russians.
^ is half right. < just came back to the past after being transported to the future as a baby. v was born in a tube, so was never a baby.
^ knows of my posssions < thinks it goes well with my lemon in a sock v washes themselves with a rag on a stick
^ Is lucky to own lemons; he could make lemonade! > Has no need to wash; even dirt doesn't want to get close to him. v Has perfected the use of hair brushes as deadly weapons.
^ Should be wary, wild hair kills over one Americans every year. > Damn straight, slicks his hair back to within an inch of it's life, for fear of excessive frizz and curl. v Wears a killer pair of slacks.
^ Is a magical wizard of foretelling. > Doesn't apologise to pants anymore, due to a court order. v Sleeps upsidedown.
^ thinks I'm a bat. < does sleep upsidedown usually though despite not being a bat. v knows the benifits of all the extra blood flow in the brain.
^ Knows how I achieved my telekinetic powers. > Just had an over-long phantom sleep. v Has slept on 18 park benches, all at the same time.
^I is actually right. < Sleeps on a cot, this answer is OOC. v Will answer in character, what ever that character happens to be.
^ Has fascinating sleeping arrangements, I'm sure. > Doesn't really mind where he sleeps, he's more than capable of making himself comfortable. v Is probably not a fan of my design choices.
^ Frankly, my dear, I don't give a *BUY SOME APPLES*. > Has played Atari 2600 games in some way. V hasn't
