^Is wrong, cause I think your cool. < Is a handsome man. v Is also a handsome man or a beautiful woman.
^ Doesn't know what either of you look like; my spy cameras are out at the moment. > Actually looks a bit like a Balrog. v Is being chased by a criminally insane cyborg.
^ Is somewhat right. < Will plan my revenge after I escape the cyborg. v Will try to stop me but will fail hilariously.
^ Is actually in league with the cyborg and they plan to get Tony. > Will try to protect Tony. v Just wants his toaster repaired.
^ Has got my back! *brohoofs Lio* > Can ironically fix any toaster except his own; it's possessed by an AI hell-bent on global destruction. v Is terrified of lambs?
^ Better be careful with that evil plan; someone could get hurt. > Is not a banana at the moment, but has been recently. v Is free ballin'.
^ Churns out some of the freakiest clones this side of a dystopian Sci-Fi movie. > Thinks you should all know he's the world's greatest secret agent. v Has just run a savage burn on a Las Vegas hotel.
^ Doesn't know what they're talking about. > Lives in Vegas, and doesn't spend any time in the hotels. Not since Star Trek the Expirence closed. v Misses Quarks
^ Can be forgiven for not tearing around Vegas, since he lives there. > Only misses the Strange Quarks; the Up and Down Quarks can suck it, and don't even get me started on Charm, Top and Bottom. v Wields a crowbar like a pro.
^ knows I like my weapons blunt. < is to accident prone to use anything with a blade. V would just use a gun.
^ Was beaten to the post by 7 minutes. 7! 7 is more than 3. > Knows the FBI is reading your post, mine's being read by MI5; they're much classier. v Is reading someone else's post.
^Has a nice new sig. >Opens several topics from the what's new at once and never refreshed before posting. This is something I should not do. v Never uses What's New.
^ Should learn to take things one at a time. > Is listening to the songs on his ipod in alphabetical order, and questioning his musical taste. v Is wearing trousers.
^ If by trousers, you mean jeans...then yes > Is trying to find her playlist, composed of songs from the 1990's and early 2000's V Is enjoying the weather outside