^ doesn't sound into it < is unsure of how you feel about kumquats sometimes v likes to seem mysterious
^ licks all books < thinks they are cool I guess, doesn't like how they are one use though so prefers other things more. v is harboring a skeleton inside of them :I
^ is now some sort of puddingman now < knows it's a rough job but someone has got to do it v will trade me some Pokemon cards
^ Makes it rough on purpose. > Would, but traded all his for kumquats. v Rides Elephants into race riots.
^ should just kiss the kumquats and get it over with < knows elephants can blend in with both sides of the riot v doesn't want anyone to know about poison gas
^ Has answered the eternal question; elephant, will it blend? > Knows that knowledge is power, and that no-one should have that power. v Is being followed by Shia LaBeouf.
^ is scurred of the knowledge < will just hide in the friendly cabin v was accidentally sent to dog jail one time
^ had to break in to break someone out < hates it. he never goes shopping or cleans up or not watches me sleep. v rode a neon cyber t-rex into battle for the freedom of Australia
^ Doesn't live in a refrigerator. > Ate many bugs while yelling at traffic on his motorsickle. v Throws pears at babies in the park.
^ should just learn hand gestures like other motorcycle guys < knows they deserve it. v only truly feels clean when bathing in the tears of orphans
^ Gave those babies what for! > Can't afford to feel clean very often. v Likes to attack the circus with lewd suggestions.
^ could sell his kumquat collection for cleaning money < did at first, isn't allowed back though v thinks regular tigers should work the fields for the superior white tigers.
^ Has been saved from future circus exposure. > Isn't sure how a tiger could work a field, but knows that the white tigers probably would be worst at it. v Plays noughts and crosses with a sharpie on police cars.
^ is racist against white tigers < did until they sharpie proofed their cars :c v isn't sharpie proof though~
