Your face!

I lived in Oregon for 9 years and really want to move back!

 

Trilbies are still awesome, I used to have one, but then I lost it. That made me sad

 

I was born and raised here in the northwest. Spent last summer working in Yosemite National park, and have spent a couple weeks in Oklahoma. I don't know if I could happily move away long term. You get spoiled on scenery out here, haha. There's also the fact that Portland is the first and only place that has ever felt like home.

 

@Cloudy bounce- I was actually born in Anchorage Alaska moved somewhere near Tyler Texas and then moved to a small town outside of Roseburg.

 

Ahh, that's somewhere between Medford and Eugene, isn't it? I'd say that's about 4 hours south of me or so. Other side of the state, anyway lol. At least you're on the right end. West > East.

My moving history is more boring lol. Born in Kelso, Washington. Moved to Portland after I graduated high school. Moved back to Kelso a year or so later. Moved down to California a year or so later. Moved back to Kelso and that's where I am now.

 

To put an end to this misconception once and for all, I AM NOT BALD.

 

^ (He is, he's just wearing a toupee)

 

Quick, someone photoshop Bounty into this photo!



DOO EET.

 

Bumpy time!

I'm an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper.



With style.

 

There it is!

Edit:

Btp, this is now my avatar in Skype :derpe:

 

Here is a video of me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjmFvX4X1zc

I don't know how I managed to ramble on for so long. I'm kind of moving around a bit, so maybe I was a little bit nervous. I said I wasn't in the video, but it kind of looks like I am.

I for some reason just cannot embed the video, sorry.

 

you're bald? pic?

 

Bounty! Your hair! It...it...IT CAME BACK!

 

I need a hundred beers. Exactly one hundred beers, thank you.

 

Seriously though, we do have a badass... quick, SOMEONE, GET HIM HIS BEERS.

 

I would post one without sunglasses on but to look into my eyes might drive some of you slightly insane.