Unkempt hair, and a lack of feminine features. I've got it all~!! (If there is a God, why did he have to go and not give me a chest?!) http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/107/0/1/anthromaple_by_rinkustarr-d7esx1l.jpg
Haha XD Please bite my shirt, maybe my chest will deflate and give me some well needed back relief. I don't know why they look bigger in shirts. :/ It is a mystery.
I'd count that as a blessing, personally. The bigger they appear, the greater your skill in male hypnosis! ...Of course, I'm sure the lower back pain's not so much of a blessing, I'm guessing. Always a catch-22, isn't there? Anyway, here's another pic of yours truly's ugly mug. Never mind my infinitely sexier bandmate to the left of me:
You...are....GORGEOUS. <3 I want to brush my fingers through those luscious waves....*A* WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEE???