^ > v game

^ Has good taste in BBQ.

> Enjoys pretty much all pizza, regardless of quality.

v Enjoys spa days?

 

^ Even gets the discount at places he's never been to.

> Knows that they're actually complimentary drumsticks.

v Prefers chicken drumsticks?

 

^ Nope.
< Prefers the wings.
v Likes breasts.

 

^ I do love me some chicken breasts. He he.
< Runs a chicken farm.

V Want to chop a chicken's head off?

 

^knows what I want
< has a vendetta with a chicken.
v is the chicken.

 

^is wrong
<is the bag of Skittles
v is willing to eat me

 

^ Only if you're still a pony and your belly button tastes like them.
< Has a new respect for Coke
V Also does

 

^Is incorrect
< thinks coke can [redacted]
v silly pony

 

^ Is a filthy redacter!

> Isn't any kind of pony.

v Has a secret volcano lair.

 

^ still has pony things
< Don't have to worry because it's inactive
v Needs money

 

^ Lives in the boring kind of volcano.

> Doesn't need money, he can stop anytime he wants.

v Needs a steady supply of fortune cookies.

 

^watches me closely
< got a cookie of Fortune
v was part of the fortune

 

^saw me do it.
< almost died from it.
v wouldn't miss me.

 

^ Should be more careful with his pizza consumption.

> Wouldn't have to miss you; he has a cloning machine.

v Would like some kind of clone?

 

^ I would like a clone of me.
< Would be fun with another me.
V Needs a clone, it's all the rage.

 

^ Would like to play with themselves.

> Has many clones of many people.

v Has a clone of all the US presidents in their basement.

 

^Is wrong. I don't have a basement.
< Keeps his clones in [REDACTED]
v Likes pizza.