Ban the pony above you

Not banned for compliments *wags tail*

 

Not banned for tail wagging.

 

Not banned for wagging tail,

 

Banned for suggesting I'd wag my tail :I

 

Banned for not wagging~

 

Banned 'cause I don't feel like it...

 

Banned for failing your duties to the state.

 

Banned for failing the test.

 

Banned for wrapping the test in foil.

 

Banned for burning said foil.

 

Banned 'cause it's fun to burn stuff!

 

Banned because the brownies you gave us were 'adult brownies'.

 

Banned because those are the only kind of brownies I have. Would you like some of my special sweets instead?

 

Banned for low supply in brownies.

 

Banned 'cause I'm baking more as we speak.

 

Banned because JESSE, WE NEED TO COOK.

 

Banned because your're not the boss of me Mr White!

 

Banned because I was your boss.

 

Banned because you denied being my boss the other day! >:c

 

Banned because you never got to clean up the mess you made.