^ likes being hit with things < only has an astrology stick v will have to make a stop at the stick store before the hospital
^ Should get a better selection of sticks. > Already has a fine selection of sticks. v Would like to borrow one?
^ continues his grandfathers collection < just needs it for a minute v doesn't think they can take a full minute
^ Is quick with the stick. > Could take at least one and a half times that long! v Will take us both to the hospital after our trip to the hospital descends into stick fighting?
^ will have to scoot over then < has a big enough wagon for two. v has one of those things you can hook the wagon to the bicycle.
^ Is well equipped in the wagon department. > Actually runs a sideline in rickshaw repair, so yes. v Likes to dance across roads.
^ has many repair jobs. must have the ultimate set of tools < knows the i-frames in the dancing animation protect you from cars. v prefers dodge rolls.
^ won a starring contest against a car once < hasn't been able to ride since the accident v sells special car saddles
^ Has to walk everywhere on his hands now. > Only sells them to incredibly irresponsible people. v Rubs special saddle conditioner into the saddles.
^ has a target demographic < knows proper care can lead to longevity in your saddle, also likes them soft. v will test out my saddle for me
^ Should know better than to give me a tab. > Has more debt than Greece. v Has more grease than debt.
^ Has a very fun-sounding shed. > Didn't like it; it kept sliding about. v Once called in a napalm strike on a forest fire.
^ Also fights foxes with foxiness. > Was saved from not being on fire, true... v Is angry, as many of those trees were his friends.
^ smells good now < is prejudice, can still be friends with them even though they are burnt v uses choped up tree corpses to pick food out of their teeth
