Last to Post: Round Five

If the chocolate cream isn't poisoned, I'll take it!

 

How dare you, I'm an evil overlord why would I poison a perfectly good pie. What good comes from poisoning a pie? I mean if I poison one pie then how the heck am I supposed to sell the others. EBE marketing is a big part of my evil empire. We make trillions on Giggles alone. Our Snickers knock off sells better than the real thing in certain markets.

 

Uhh... Nevermind, I'll pass.

 

You're passing because it's not poisoned? What sort of twisted universe did Lio leave me in.

 

I'm passing because I lost my appetite from that one post about an evil knock-off Snickers empire.

 

I do not rule an evil knock off Snicker empire. I rule an Evil Bunny Empire. Our marketing divisions sell knock off Snickers called Giggles. They use specially grown peanuts that cause the person who eats it to reverse gender for a period of 72 hours.

 

That sounds like the setup to a bad-to-mediocre fanfiction.

 

Yeah that guy isn't Lio. For Lio's Bad fan fiction go here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/366147/Lioconvoy

For that guy go here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/989676/Lord-CBoD

 

I was aware of who I was speaking to.

You're an undead cyborg rabbit, correct?

 

Now that is something you don't see everyday.

 

That depends on what sort of reality you choose to live in.

 

I prefer the term Cybernetically Animated to undead. But yeah, that's what I am.

It's just you brought up fan fiction and that made me think of the other guy. Who I believe got his name from me cause Lio used me in his first fan fic back in 2005 and that guy first showed up on fanfiction.net in 2006. He even used Lio's idea of enslaving the Sailor Senshi in his first fic.

 

Imma post something now!

 

Noooo! Don't do it!

 

*posts something* Too late!

 

Ahhh! *starts fading away*

 

Oh noes! What have I done!?

 

I don't know! Get a scientist! D=

 

*gets a scientist*

 

*eats the scientist*

That's better!