^ Should read the warning signs more carefully! > Is usually pretty confused, but right now is just a little groggy. v Is on top form?
^ Is admitting to not being too confused atm~ < Is still waking up. Drinking dark roast~ v Will enjoy a cup of coffee with me?
^ Is hopefully talking about coffee, not some kind of roast meat. > Is drinking tea, and has learned not to combine them. v Is driving a tractor around a field full of zebras?
^ Enjoys tea more than any other beverage~ < Is not sure what Zebra have to do with anything nor why we must run them over~ v Is unsure about Zebras too?
^ Assumes I meant the tractor would run the zebras over! > Has very been more sure about anything in his life than zebras. v Once rode a zebra on top of a train?
^ once met the mythical zerbracorn < just rode a stripey donkey on a train, nothing as an exotic zebra v once poked a dragon until gold came out
^ Rode a Zonky! > Was happy when the gold came out. Was less happy when the fire came out. v Likes to put out fires with bags of gold?
^ is not on fire anymore thanks to my quick thinking. < knows gold doesn't set of fire like fire extinguishers do especially when covered in gasoline. v would rather have bruises then burns.
^ Has done much experimenting with fire. > Thinks most people would. Burns suck. v Would rather have peaches than pears?
^ knows peaches are better for petting. < has snuggle peaches and eating peaches. v would rather pet a kiwi.
^ was doing so good before the crippling addiction took back control. < prefers real oranges. v alabaster
^ thinks I'm drunk < his seeing eye dog just lost his glasses is all. v worked for willie wonka but got layed off when he switched to slave labor
^ Forgot to get the seeing eye dog new sunglasses~ < Nope, Willie Wonka thought I'd each all the children~ v Will construct additional Pylons?
^ Should get one of those seeing eye towers, like that Sauron guy. > Actually quit when his ideas for kumquat flavoured chocolate was rejected for the eighteenth time. v Enslaved Willy Wonka in an ironic move.
