^ Likes toast with ninja moves~ < Would enjoy a good Ninja KFC~ v Is already tired of this ninja stuff?
^ Enjoys being surprise attacked by greasy chicken. > Is tired of lots of stuff. Ninjas make me especially sleepy though. v Is more awake than a bag of coffee?
^ Should try and be more sleepy. It's better. > Will do his best, but may not succeed. v Is secretly a killer whale with a laptop?
^Is at least partly correct. <Stays up way too late/early V Probably goes to bed at at least a slightly more reasonable time than I do.
^ Takes things to extremes. > Goes to bed once he runs out of interesting things to do. v Wears scarves in the summer?
^ Only sleeps if the internet cannot provide anymore entertainment. < Is not sure why it's a trend really... I mean, won't you get hot wearing a scarf? v Is confounded by this scarf dellema as well?
^ Is confused by the wispy scarves. > Tries not to think about scarves; they make him feel funny. v Tried to rob a police station with a scarf?
^ Refuses to think about scarves~ < Is unsure about how effective robbing a Police Station would be with a scarf as a weapon... v Is aware that I have my... Ninja Info Cards~
^ Is ninja-ing me with info! > Thinks looks really cute. v Sells people snow shovels in the Caribbean?
^ Thinks is really cute~ < Ish actually stealing all the shovels because I ish a Pirate of the Caribbean~ v Will get all my 'yay'~
^ Is the cutest pirate I've ever seen. > Will store all of the 'yay' carefully, and not tell the tax man about it v Bought a laser firing moose from a charity shop.
^ Has a secret stash of 'yay'~ < Enjoys using said Lazer Firing Moose on all the people who are mean to me~ v Has seen the second Ted movie?
^ Knows people who are mean to her are stupid people. > Hasn't seen either of them; read some unfavourable reviews. v Likes to fly by magical umbrella?
^ Agrees with me that mean people are silly~ < Prefers wings to be honest~ v Should know I had Subway and a delicious Ice Tea~
^ Likes the flappiness of wings. > Is glad it wasn't just a mediocre Ice Tea. v Tried to make Ice Coffee by freezing it?
^ Tried to freeze CBoD. > Thinks the Terminator should have been a bunny. v Thinks the Terminator should have been a Kumquat.
^ Gets where I was coming from. > Isn't sure it would have hurt the logic of the franchise that much. v Runs around shops hitting fruit with a chain.
^ Is talking about the logic of Terminator movies~ < Has no idea why TRP is assuming I'd do that to fruit... v Is super hyped for the new Star Wars Battlefront game coming out?
^ Isn't part of a violently anti-fruit motorcycle gang?! > Thinks it looks pretty sweet, yeah. Is upset about the lack of space battles though v Likes to play the harpsichord from the top of moving vans?
