Guard 2) Damn! I see Xander coming! If he sees them, both of our heads are on the chopping block! Act normal!
(Xander) *enters the room* *gets ready to throw Shoka into the cell* *stops and casually sets her down gently* *shuts and locks the cell door*
Shoka was surprised when she was placed down gently. She had heard stories of Xander's ruthless tactics on a battlefield. Guard 2) Crap... we let her out of our sight... he's going to kill us for sure!
(Xander) I would, right after I kill you *draws and points siegfried at Guard 2 in record time* for stealing my sister's panties.
Guard 2) I can explain! You see, she sent for me to get her laundry! It must have gotten stuck to my armour! He bumps the other guard in the shoulder, signalling him to play along.
(Xander) Your efforts to trick your fellow guard into cooperating are sadly futile. I can already sense your bull*squee!*. *picks up Camilla's panties* You. *points at guard 1* Arrest him *points at guard 2*. (Guard 1) *does so*
Guard 2) I DEMAND A LAWYER!~ His voice echoed in the distance as he was dragged off. Shoka) Those two are idiots. You deal with this every day?
Shoka) Man, that's hard. As for me, I have my overly protective brother. This one time, I broke my arm falling down some stairs, and he smelled like whiskey for a week!
(Xander) I AM the overprotective brother in the Nohr royal family. *starts explaining several incidents where he was ludicrously protective of Camilla, Leon, Kamui, and Elise*
Shoka) Elise is the blond one, right? Also the healer? I think I saw her playing around with some swords on my way here.
Shoka) That's nice to see. This war is making everybody lose their humanity. I just hope it ends soon.
(Xander) Yes. Ever since he took in Kamui, his moral fiber has begun to deteriorate. (I have an idea: Since we're mentioning Kamui, maybe Junketsu could make a cameo appearance?)