Curse/hex the poster above you so they are mildly inconvenienced

I curse you to lose your keys. They will be in the last place you look.

 

Avada Kedavra.

 

I curse you with sudden and random displays of affection from total strangers.

 

I curse you with the inability to post.

 

I curse you with *shudders* internet that drops every few minutes and is extremely slow when it is connected... at least for a couple days.

 

(I actually had that a few weeks back. It was not fun.)

I curse you with a browser that refreshes every five seconds.

 

I curse you with advertisement popups that spawn once a minute, unless you close or even click on one of them.. then five more appear.

 

I curse you with slightly out of sync audio. In real life.

 

(ugh.. that's sounds horrid.) Curses your hearing such that everyone's voices sound identical and completely monotonous.

 

Curses your sight so that everyone looks identical. At a family wedding.

 

I curse you still being a kumquat for the rest of your life.

 

I curse you to suddenly have a grey mane and tail >: )

 

I curse you with being little instead of gigantic.

 

I curse you with being extremely well known!

 

I curse you with not fixing toasters!

 

(Too far Dashie, too far XD )

I curse you with being grounded >:3

 

( Hehehehe...... )

I curse you living underground! >:3

 

(Hmm, that doesn't sound too bad...)

I curse you with colour-blindness.

 

I curse you with being completey blind to everything that has color.

 

I curse you not wearing glasses.